Hat Tip to Andrew Neil.
Here’s the link to the website which is the government equivalent of Ebay. You can do your bit to help the Tories defeat their deficit by buying the aircraft carrier Ark Royal.
I love the way its listed as being in stock.
They even have a button where you can add it to your shopping cart.
I didn’t have the bottle to click on that button. But you can. Go on. You’ll be helping the Tories. We’re all in this together.